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Tue Dec 15, 2009, 6:31 AM
I have a icon and it only took me...years?

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What mythical beast am I?

Mon Nov 30, 2009, 8:10 PM
Centaur:
[x] You are rather wild, and let your instincts run you.
[] You get drunk a lot.
[] Bravery and boldness is second nature to you.
[x] You have a deep love for astronomy and the universe.
[] You like to read your daily horoscope.
[] You have a high level of pride in yourself.
[] In the woods is the best place for you to be.
[] You are spiritual.
[] The horse is your favorite animal.
[x] You are possessive and territorial.
Total: 3 of 10

Elf:
[] Your ears are slightly pointed at the tips (be honest!--> for realz!).
[x] You are very intelligent.
[] Your five senses are extremely keen.
[x] Your weight is quite a bit lighter than the average person at your particular height.
[] You always wear elegant clothes and speak as politely as possible.
[x] You are most at peace when you are gazing at something beautiful, like nature.
[x] You look very young for your age.
[x] You rarely get sick.
[] You are a very hard worker.
[x] Above all other superpowers, you would love to read minds or see the future.
Total: 6 of 10

Fairy:
[] You are happy a lot of the time.
[] The best superpower to you would be to fly.
[] You are very shy.
[] You love the forest and plant life in general.
[] You are always willing to help others, even if you might not be the best to offer aid.
[x] You are young and short.
[] Dancing is one of your favorite pastimes.
[] If someone ticks you off, you are very clever with getting them back.
[x] Your clothing isn't always presentable, but you are comfortable with what you wear.
[] Circles are a wonderful symbol of unity to you.
Total: 2 of 10

Gnome/Dwarf:
[] You are excellent with crafts and handiwork.
[x] In social situations, you tend to be a little awkward.
[x] You are short for your age.
[x] You are an isolationist.
[x] You love to play practical jokes on people.
[x] You are extremely fascinated with jewelry.
[] You look older than your age.
[] You love the woods and the mountains.
[] You are well off, or come from a family that is well off.
[x] You have a short temper.
Total: 6 of 10

Harpy/Siren:
[x] You are best at talking bad about people behind their backs and not to their face.
[x] When you are annoyed, you will go to a great extent to torment whoever did so to you.
[x] You often take things that aren't yours.
[x] You are easily angered. Easily angered, but being royally pissed off is a little different. That causes shit storms.
[x] Death fascinates you.
[x] You are female, or a feminine-looking man.
[] You associate yourself with the wind element.
[] You can switch quickly between your light and dark side.
[x] You love to trick others.
[x] You have a ravenous appetite.
Total: 8 of 10

Mermaid:
[] You love the beach more so because of the water than the shore itself.
[] Fish are some of the most beautiful creatures to you.
[] The ultimate superpower to you would be to breathe underwater.
[] You enjoy looking at ships, but not riding them, as well as you like ships for traveling, not hunting in the sea.
[] You are good at swimming.
[] You like to collect shells.
[] You use sea items as jewelry or decoration.
[x] You enjoy learning about the ocean and the life inside it.
[] You are extremely against ocean pollution, and someday, perhaps, you will work to stop that.
[] Legs on land are not as important as a fin in the sea.
Total: 1 of 10

Vampire:
[x] You're a night person.
[x] You have a fascination with blood.
[x] You are pale.
[x] You wish you had a bat as a pet.
[x] You are not religious at all.
[x] Tight spaces are not scary or uncomfortable for you.
[x] The sun's glare annoys you all too often.
[] You hate food with lots of garlic in it.
[] To you, a kiss on the neck is more romantic than a kiss on the cheek or lips.
[x] You don't like sharp objects near you.
Total: 8 of 10

Werewolf:
[x] The full moon is the most beautiful scene to you.
[x] You have a lot of body hair.
[x] The ability to shapeshift is the best superpower to you.
[x] You prefer gold over silver items.
[x] You lack self control.
[] You find it easier to have sympathy for animals than for humans.
[x] You have a deep respect for wolves and wild dogs.
[x] You like to be alone.
[x] You have a terrible secret and you only tell people you trust 100% about it.
[x] You'd rather be outdoors than indoors.
Total: 9 of 10

Wizard/Witch:
[x] You love chemistry.
[] You are intuitive and good at analyzing people, to the point that people seriously or jokingly say you're psychic.
[x] The most amazing supernatural power to you is controlling the elements.
[] You are a nature lover.
[] You have a strong sense of responsibility
[x] You spent a lot of time alone.
[] You usually hang around with a certain animal all the time when you feel lonely.
[] You are spiritual, but not necessarily religious.
[x] Cooking is one of your favorite things to do.
[x] You enjoy learning about Wicca and the occult.(Only the occult for me)
Total: 5 of 10

Zombie:
[x] You are pale
[x] You are hungry a lot.
[x] Many activities you do every day make you feel mindless, or like a drone.
[x] Most of the time you or a part of you is cold.
[xxx] You love to eat meat.
[x] You would resort to cannibalism if that was the only source of food.
[x] You make grunts and moans a lot.
[x] You enjoy learning about psychology because you study the brain.
[] You usually walk slow.
{] You are not afraid of seeing a lot of blood or getting a lot of blood on yourself.
Total: 8 of 10



I am a undead werewolf/vampire with big scarey bat wings.

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RANT AND RAVE

Tue Nov 24, 2009, 4:03 PM
Strap in because this is going to be a long rant...

I hate Twilight because it's an inflated Romance novel, disguised as a Romeo & Juliet story. It's nothing close to Shakespeare. This Bella character isn't redeeming, she's not especially courageous or smart or pretty. All she's accomplished is having "good blood", which really means good genes. At least Juliet could recite a sonnet...and wasn't a cock-tease.

When her boyfriend leaves, Bella falls into this "deep depression" which consists of staring out of her window or violently screaming into her pillow. You'd know that most guys would stay clear as soon as the night terrors show up, but guess who sticks around to console her? Not the Vampires-they skipped town. It's the Indian guy. He spends months fixing up her motorcycle, he "brings a light into her heart"- and what does she do to repay him? She sends him mixed signals, dumps him, and flies to Italy. No wonder he gained like 40 lbs. of muscle. This girl is impossible to impress.

And then there's Edward. I think women get distracted by the superficial stuff. The say, "So what if he's good looking? Yeah he's a little creepy, but he's a vampire. Oh my God you care so much that he sparkles?"

I speak for all men here when I say we hate him for so much more.

He is a handsome, brooding, eternally youthful Vampire. What once were signs of emotional instability are now considered "romantic". In real life he would be a psychotic, manipulative recluse. This guys a freak, and he's taking all the women.

Edward represents all our insecurities. We hate him because he is something we can never be. Never mind the immortality, the super-strength, or the sparkling. Edward is a tool. One flash of those tangerine eyes and girls fall head over heels. It's like competing with an underwear model for a prom date. There's no way we can compete, genetics sucks (no, it's not a pun). We can't be that suave, we can't be that perfect; we'll always find something wrong with ourselves-and we're sure the girl will leave us for it.

I get it. It's fiction. I understand how paranoid I sound. But as a self-conscious teenage boy I think I have a right to say...Screw Twilight...it's raising the standards impossibly high.

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Electric Eye

Fri Nov 6, 2009, 8:56 PM
1] Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2] For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3] YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.


IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY?" YOU SAY?
Crying
Aerosmith

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
Robot Rock
Daft Punk

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Tales of boys girls and marsupials
The Wombats

(...Bestiality...aint my cup o tea.)

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Walk this way
Aerosmith

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Toxicty
S.O.A.D

(*grin* well...i am a corrupting influence.)

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Nobody
Skindred

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Something about us
Daft Punk

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Trouble
Skindred

(Wouldn't shock me)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OFTEN?
Angel Of Death
Slayer

WHAT IS 2 + 2?
I am
Drowning Pool

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND(S)?
This is absolution
Killswitch Engage

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Where did you go
Fort minor

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Kill The Director
The Wombats

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Killer Queen
Queen

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
I don't wanna miss a thing
Aerosmith

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Janies Got A Gun
Aerosmith

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Technolgic
Daft Punk

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
My Adidas
RUN DMC

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Electric Eye
Judas Priest

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Will be offline on yim,msn and dA for a while.

Fri Oct 9, 2009, 12:55 PM
If i do get on i will only be on to talk to a few people. I am sorta sorting things out in my fucked up head. I will talk to those of u i am temp blocking in a few weeks.

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